Patricia lived in a lovely house, with lovely green fluffy carpet

it was the best part she thought

of her entire home.

She invited over some gorillas to enjoy a cup of tea on the green carpet

and they delighted how the fluffy green shag felt against their fingertips

So on a saturday afternoon, they come to drink cups of tea, and run their long black fingers

through her lovely green shag carpet strands.

Her life was complete...until... one of the gorillas called Larry took... a very large messy....

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I dont understand!!!