Patricia lived in a lovely house, with lovely green fluffy carpet
it was the best part she thought
of her entire home.
She invited over some gorillas to enjoy a cup of tea on the green carpet
and they delighted how the fluffy green shag felt against their fingertips
So on a saturday afternoon, they come to drink cups of tea, and run their long black fingers
through her lovely green shag carpet strands.
Her life was complete...until... one of the gorillas called Larry took... a very large messy....